Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Related:
- Yo momma so bald you can see whats on
her mind... - Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license
plates... - It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license,
she couldnt get used to the front seat... - Yo momma arms are so short,
she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear... - Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her
boogers... - Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for
her IQ... - Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before
she goes outside... - Yo momma so fat her nickname is
"DAMN"... - Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear
the ocean...
From the same category:
- And now your toner's toney, Disk blocks aplenty
And your paper near pure white,
Await your laser drawn lines, The smudges on your soul... - As some say, Solon was the author of the apophthegm,
"Nothing in excess." -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200... - There are no more bugs.
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system,
or transmit disease, in any form, without the permissiveness... - Keep the phase
baby...
