Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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tickets... - Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass
she has to make two trips... - Yo momma so fat she stands in two time
zones... - Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an
income tax refund... - Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's
a tree... - Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the
family... - Yo momma head so big she has to step into her
shirts... - Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on
bathwater... - Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue
jeans...
