Yo momma so fat that she can't even tie her own shoes.
Related:
- Yo momma so fat she's got her own
area code... - Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back
pocket... - Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the
driveway... - Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue
jeans... - Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint
roller... - Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on
her leg... - Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her
teeth... - Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch
marks... - Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders
and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean...
From the same category:
- The ideal kitchen-sink novel: Throw in everything but the kitchen sink.
Then add the kitchen sink. -- Edward... - I burned the bacon.
Do I still get my cooking merit badge... - This is largely as I predicted,
except the Silly Party won... - Conscience is defined as the thing that hurts
when
everything else feels great... - Chrysler:
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine...
