Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
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marks... - Yo momma so fat people jog around her for
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- Guest, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
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Benjamin... - Parkinson's Fifth Law:
If there is a way to delay in important decision,
the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find... - The rebel is doomed to a violent death. The rest of us can look forward to
sedated expiration in a coma inside an oxygen tent,
with tubes inserted in every bodily orifice. -- Edward... - LOSM: Log Off
System... - FSM: Fold,
Spindle and...
