Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Related:
- Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered,
and then thrown in the gutter... - Yo momma so fat when she back up
she beep... - Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a
Volkswagon... - Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless
phone... - Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on
bathwater... - Yo momma so fat,
she jumped up in the air and got stuck... - Yo momma so fat she wakes up in
sections... - Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on
bathwater... - Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and
went up...
From the same category:
- Men were real men, women were real women, and small,
furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small... - Watch out guys! Give him room!
He's got a MAGNET!!... - It appears some British newspaper ran a contest to come up with a new name for
the USSR.
One of the better entries was UFFR: Union of Fewer... - I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty
good.
Michael... - It's a control freak thing -
I won't let you understand...
