Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Related:
- Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine...
five cents a blow... - Yo momma like a bus,
fifty cents and she's ready to ride... - Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store
and starved... - Yo momma so wrinkled,
she has to screw her hat on... - Yo momma like a doorknob,
everyone gets a turn... - Yo momma like a Toyota:
"Oh what a feelin'... - Yo momma like Domino's pizza--
Something for nothing... - Yo momma like Orange Crush:
"Good Vibrations... - Yo momma like potato chips--
Fri-to Lay...
