Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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bathwater... - Yo momma house so small that when she orders a large
pizza she had to go outside to eat it... - Yo momma head so big she has to step into her
shirts... - Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue
jeans... - Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the
driveway... - Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her
yearbook... - Yo momma so wrinkled,
she has to screw her hat on... - Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon,
she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened... - Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off,
people thought she was backing up...
