Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Related:
- Yo momma head so big she has to step into her
shirts... - Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced
and died... - Yo momma so wrinkled,
she has to screw her hat on... - Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue
jeans... - Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the
driveway... - Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her
yearbook... - Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she
gave me an ear infection... - Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her
head on the moon... - Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before
she goes outside...
From the same category:
- The only thing the Borg left was
Barney... - My maid doesn't do windows,
neither does my computer... - I've reached that age when a good day is one when you get up and nothing
hurts.
-- H.... - A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking,
and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks... - Groovy..
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