Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt!
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- Fasten your
seat belt... - No, I don't wear a seat belt.
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Famous Last... - Accidents happen!
Wear your seat belt... - Seat belt laws interfere with natural
selection... - A lady wearing a chastity belt is not going to
a ball... - I went out with this girl who was really fat. Did you ever hear the
expression "as big as a house"?
She was wearing aluminum siding. She had two pictures... - Homer: This is my room, and this is my dresser. It's where I keep my
shirts when I'm not wearing them.
Grandma: Oh, yes, right in the drawers. [they... - I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
"Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway... - I have a black belt in
haiku...
