Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
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- Windows:
The answer to a question nobody has ever asked... - Nobody has ever, ever,
EVER learned all of WordPerfect... - Nobody has ever bet enough on the winning
horse... - What I'd like to see is a prohibition on Microsoft incorporating
multi-megabyte Easter Eggs and other stupid bloatware into Windows and
Office.
A typical computer with pre-installed Microsoft shoveware... - You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without
having asked any clear question.
Albert... - Charm is a way of getting the answer "Yes" --
without having asked any clear question... - Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates,
1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM." -- Bill... - Quote #314
Question. Whch country has the greatest number of English speakers?
Answer. China. Fact. More people in the world can... - How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow,
after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman...
From the same category:
- And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast?
Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs... - You may be redneck...
if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal... - You admit that
... - I just
do it... - It is coming up to March again, and Oral Roberts is looking for someone to
hold him hostage.
God didn't want the job. God punished him for what...
