Windows 95: The Dracula of Operating Systems--it sucks up all your
memory, bleeds your hard drive dry, and only works an average of
12 hours out of every 24.
memory, bleeds your hard drive dry, and only works an average of
12 hours out of every 24.
Related:
- WINDOWS '95 AIRLINES
The terminal is very neat and clean,
the attendants are all very attractive and the pilots... - The data on your hard drive is out of
balance... - Windows,
the EDSEL of operating systems... - 8GB Ought To Be Enough For Anybody
REDMOND, WA --
In a shocking move, Microsoft has revealed that the... - Windows 95 has been operating for 2 hours, 32 minutes.
No errors reported. CALL GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS... - MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES
Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems
via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which... - It's not IF your hard drive crashes
but WHEN... - Double your drive space!
Delete Windows...
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- Since I've seen this *several* times in this group,
the actual context of the God is dead quotation of... - System programmers do it in
overlays... - I cried because I had no shoes,
until I met a man who had no socks... - Who could imagine
That they could freak out in Kansas
Who could imagine
That they could freak out in Washington D.C.
Everybody's clean, it can't happen here, no, no And... - Don't forget,
get even...
