(Automatic gunfire, explosions, rockets, jets; agitated voice:)
I'm pinned down and can't come to the phone right now, and Bob's
handling supporting fire! Leave your name and number, and a
message! We'll get back to you as soon... FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(BOOM!) We'll get back to you as soon as the air cover napalms
the place!
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
I'm pinned down and can't come to the phone right now, and Bob's
handling supporting fire! Leave your name and number, and a
message! We'll get back to you as soon... FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(BOOM!) We'll get back to you as soon as the air cover napalms
the place!
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
Related:
- My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
leave your name and number,
we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. ... - Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams:)
Hello.
Thank you for calling Last Straw Chiropractic. (Raspy... - You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile
Storage Facility.
We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the... - Computer generated voices:)
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone
right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone
right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and
I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the
phone right now,
but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message... - Raiders of the Lost Ark" in background:) You've reached the
residence of John and Tom.
We can't come to the phone right now, because we're... - Fun to leave on a friend's machine when he's away..
Sounds of raptuous sex:) Hi. Mike can't come to... - Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you
were making an ordinary phone call,
you have instead reached... (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING...
From the same category:
- The bad reputation UNIX has gotten is totally undeserved,
laid on by people who don't understand, who have not... - Self-discovery is useless unless I discover I am somebody else.
- Dan... - Despite all appearances, your boss
is a thinking, feeling,
human being... - Why do you read
taglines... - Rush Limbaugh makes moderates seem like
leftists...
