Who's on first." "I don't know!" "No, he's on third." "Who is?" "No,

"Who's on first."
"I don't know!"
"No, he's on third."
"Who is?"
"No, he's on first."
"Who?"
"That's right."
-- Bud Abbott and Lou Costello

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