While this accident in Alaska has shown the world that water and oil do not
mix, I wonder how many have gotten the real message - that alcohol and
water don't mix well, either?
mix, I wonder how many have gotten the real message - that alcohol and
water don't mix well, either?
Related:
- Where oil and water DO mix,
dammit... - Gunpowder and alcohol DO mix -
but it tastes awful... - ELECTRIC JELL-O
2 boxes JELL-O brand gelatin 2 packages Knox brand unflavored gelatin
2 cups fruit (any variety) 2+ cups water
1/2 bottle Everclear brand grain alcohol
Mix JELL-O and Knox gelatin into 2 cups of boiling water.
Stir 'til fully dissolved. Pour hot mixture into a... - I can walk on water,
but I stagger on alcohol... - Business is like oil,
it won't mix with anything but business... - Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another
chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and
Shelbyville.
They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger ... - How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue .
and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake?... - Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant?
Marge: Well,
I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix... - Math and alcohol don't mix.
Please don't drink and derive...
From the same category:
- Never question your wife's judgement;
look at whom she married... - Valeris: "We must inform Starfleet Command."
Scott:
"Inform them of what? A new weapon, that is invisible... - I found this seance to pass the most stringent tests
of credulity,
with the minor exception of a phonograph, which was... - We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his
hands for masturbation."
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Lily... - As life is action and passion,
it is required of man that he should share
the passion and action of his time,
at peril of being judged not to have lived. -- Oliver...
