When you're a child, you pledge allegiance to the flag.

When you're a child, you pledge allegiance to the flag. When you grow up,
you swear to uphold the Constitution. Compare and contrast to the
President's current actions.
-- Larry Wake (lkw@csun.edu)

Related:

• You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's
  Tuesday. --...
• You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday
  --...
• If you have a weak candidate and a weak platform, wrap yourself up in the American flag and talk about the Constitution.
  Matthew S....
• Why be born again,
  when you can just grow up...
• If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
  Martin...
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you
  wake up and your braces have locked together...
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
  you wake up face down on the pavement...
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke,
  then you remember that you don't have a waterbed...
• The Pledge of Allegiance says 'liberty and justice for all'.
  Which part of 'all' don't you understand? -- Rep....