When you discover you are dead, avoid driving a car.
Related:
- Drinking and driving do not mix. Besides, even when you are just sitting in
the car,
the gasoline tastes terrible... - You may be redneck...
if you mow your yard and discover a car... - I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car,
it sends out this little noise, so when you drive... - I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the
country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which
I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering... - Nothing is so good for improvement in driving as having
a police car follow you as you drive about the town... - When you finally discover all of Life's answers,
they'll change the questions... - Driving in Texas is simple. For the first 100 miles you swerve to
avoid jackrabbits.
For the second 100 miles you hit whatever jackrabbits... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you discover that you're balancing your checkbook in... - Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else
is driving.
David...
From the same category:
- For how much longer can I howl into this wind?
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The Cure "A Thousand... - You can always tell luck from ability by its
duration... - Remember, even if you win the rat race --
you're still a rat... - The Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam,
What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten... - The days of good English
has went...
