When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge
placed at random and there are two cars only on that road, it follows
that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions and (2) they
will always meet at the bridge.
-- B. D. Firstbrook
placed at random and there are two cars only on that road, it follows
that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions and (2) they
will always meet at the bridge.
-- B. D. Firstbrook
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