When I was a baby, I kept a diary. The first entry is: "Day One: Still tired
from the move." I was upset because on my second birthday, I went from being
one to being two, and my age doubled in a year. I figured at this rate, by
the time I'm six, I'll be ninety.
from the move." I was upset because on my second birthday, I went from being
one to being two, and my age doubled in a year. I figured at this rate, by
the time I'm six, I'll be ninety.
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