When I have a kid, I want to buy a twin-stroller and put him in one side,

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• When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins.
  Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic...
• When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins.
  Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic...
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