When I got to America, I saw an ad in the paper: "We guarantee our
furniture and stand behind it for six months." That's why I left the Soviet
Union. I don't want any people standing behind my furniture!
-- Yakov Smirnoff
furniture and stand behind it for six months." That's why I left the Soviet
Union. I don't want any people standing behind my furniture!
-- Yakov Smirnoff
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