When I finished school I took one of those career aptitude tests and, based
on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.
-- Tim Cavanagh
on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.
-- Tim Cavanagh
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Guns 'n... - History does not record anywhere, at any time, a religion that has
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