Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I
spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the
questions?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the
questions?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Related:
- I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy.
I'll just walk around being real happy until some... - If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse,
I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back... - Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on
someone's lip.
Even if they smash you, ick!, you're all over their... - I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls
and bushes,
because then when students from another college come... - I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon
was free.
To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand... - Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait.
Not me, you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ``That guy sure owed me a lot
of money.''
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Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off,
and then gets right back on you, I think you should...
From the same category:
- If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job.
Woody... - boxen: /bok'sn/ [by analogy with {VAXen}] pl.n. Fanciful
plural of {box} often encountered in the phrase `UNIX boxen',
used to describe commodity {{UNIX}} hardware. The... - As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master.
This expresses my idea of democracy. Anything that... - Now go, write it before them in a table, and note it in a book.
Old Testament -- Isaiah xxx,... - He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the
still waters.
Old Testament -- Psalm xxiii,...
