Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a
chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy!
I'm going insane again.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy!
I'm going insane again.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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