When a person says that in the interest of saving time, he will summarize
a prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if
he had read the statement in the first place.
-- Alan Otten
a prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if
he had read the statement in the first place.
-- Alan Otten
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Often expressed as a relative priority, indicating... - The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the
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Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went... - Gross denial:
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had not encountered the problem of parking an automobile.
--Bob...
From the same category:
- You can plug in Virtually
anywhere... - Satanism is a
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"Nonsense,
he was obviously referring to all manafacturers of... - Two undeniable truths:
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Now you remember that, you hear? "I will, sir." You...
