What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
Related:
- Liberace was great on a piano,
but sucked on an organ... - Roses smell better than onions but they make bad
tasting soup... - An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than
a cabbage,
concludes that it will also make better soup. -- H... - Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What color are yours... - As a character in Gore Vidal's new novel, `Hollywood',
says: `What we invent, others reflect.' The problem... - A piano is a piano is a piano.
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Gertrude Steinway... - It is always better to discuss what is right,
rather than who is wrong... - It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you
are not.
Andre... - It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Josh...
From the same category:
- I live in a house,
but belong in a HOME... - When I was young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first
cigarette on the same day.
Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time... - Looking for backrub
victim... - In the days of old,
When Knights were bold,
And women were too cautious;
Oh, those gallant days, When women were women, And... - Blessed are the meek,
for they make great scapegoats...
