We now have kricket krap!
-- Sign at a garden shop
-- Sign at a garden shop
Related:
- Shop sign:
We buy anything saleable... - Tyre shop sign:
"We skid you... - We bring back departed soles."
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Sign in a shoe repair... - Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in
strict rotation.
Sign in a tailor's... - No muff too tough for us...
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Sign at a muffler... - We are a 100%
Microsoft Shop... - Come in and buy what your grandmother threw away.
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Sign on Antique... - Sign in a lingerie-shop window: SPECIAL BRAS FOR JOGGERS.
YOUR BOUNCE CHECKED... - Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a
stop sign here.
[a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh...
From the same category:
- We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which
divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being
correct.
My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough. ... - RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul.
A Tartar Emetic. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's... - To err is human,
but I can REALLY foul things up... - I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is
largely a waste of time.
H. L.... - Doctor, say you're pleased to see her.
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Nyssa,...
