Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System. If you are trying
to reach Heaven, please press 1. For Valhalla, press 2. For
Hades, press 3. If you are trying to reach Nirvana, you're
going about it all wrong, so *we* certainly can't help you. If
you'd just like to leave a message for Sean, wait for the beep.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
to reach Heaven, please press 1. For Valhalla, press 2. For
Hades, press 3. If you are trying to reach Nirvana, you're
going about it all wrong, so *we* certainly can't help you. If
you'd just like to leave a message for Sean, wait for the beep.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
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