We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal.
Related:
- We are experiencing system trouble --
do not adjust your terminal... - Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust
your set... - We are experiencing technical difficulties, please do not adjust your set.
We will attempt to return to our regularly scheduled... - Slight disorientation after prolonged system uptime is normal for new Linux
users.
Please do not adjust your browser. -- From a Slashdot... - and the Total Key To Understanding Life At Microsoft
"Do not adjust your mind,
it is reality that is malfunctioning... - Never try to adjust your clothing in a crowded
elevator... - We are experiencing synaptical difficulties-
please stand... - We ain't got hold of culture yet, but when we do get hold of her,
we will adjust her and settler her down and make her... - We cannot direct the wind..
But we can adjust the sails...
From the same category:
- Go to Hell Mr. Stout -- you stink as a human being.
- Deb... - Bender: I can't keep running people over.
I'm not famous enough to get away with it... - I know something Bo
doesn't... - All men are brothers.
-- Kirk,
"Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.9... - The amount of common sense is fixed,
but the population keeps going up...
