Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
-- Yeager's Law
-- Yeager's Law
Related:
- Yeager's Law: Washing machines only break down during the wash
cycle.
Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day... - Second Law of Office Murphology:
Office machines that function perfectly during normal... - When a computer is most needed it will break down.
-
Murphy's Tenth Law of... - I wash everything on the gentle cycle.
It's much more humane... - cycle drought n.
A scarcity of cycles. It may be due to a
cycle crunch,
but it could also occur because part of the computer... - cycle drought: n. A scarcity of cycles. It may be due to a {cycle
crunch},
but it could also occur because part of the computer... - Only dirty people need
to wash... - Asynch: A place to wash dishes.
Bisynch: Farewell to the dish washing place.
Data communications...
From the same category:
- The higher the tuition, the fewer days they spend in school.
Frank... - New financial propositions may be offered at the turn
of the year... - All you have to do is act like normal people, and they can't tell
the difference.
You just talk with them about the dull things they're... - There are no saints,
only unrecognized villains... - TWICE, adv. Once too often.
-- Ambrose Bierce,
"The Devil's...
