Use your Turn Signals: if I were psychic, I'd have known not to be on
the road with you in the first place.
the road with you in the first place.
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option... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
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An unwanted and unintended property of a program or
piece of hardware,
esp. one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym... - How many
American standup comedians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
You know what bugs me about light bulbs? The other... - You know you're in a small town when...
You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts... - It is my opinion that the use of this barbarous weapon at Hiroshima
and Nagasaki was of no material assistance in our war against Japan.
The Japanese were already defeated and ready to surrender... - Homer: ... Your turn.
Lisa: Hmm, truth.
Homer: Uh,
do you have a crush on anyone? Lisa: Dad! Homer: I... - Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir...
