User: I'm having problems with my text editor.
Help desk: Which editor are you using?
User: I don't know, but it's version VI.
Help desk: Which editor are you using?
User: I don't know, but it's version VI.
Related:
- SMILEY
:q vi user saying,
"How do I get out of this damn emacs editor... - I compacted my editor but my messages are no
smaller... - vi: /V-I/, *not* /vi:/ and *never* /siks/ [from
`Visual Interface'] n.
A screen editor crufted together by Bill Joy for... - THE BEST SOFTWARE FOR THE LUNATIC COMPUTER USER...
"StuffED" Text Editor -
special features: - Language bias module: Won't edit... - TECO /tee'koh/ n.,v. obs.
1. [originally an acronym for
`[paper] Tape Editor and COrrector';
later, `Text Editor and COrrector'] n. A text editor... - I am the editor that leaves you on the editing
floor... - Ed is the standard text
editor... - User: My printer doesn't work. Where do I get a new one?
Admin: Are you sure that all the connections are hooked... - ed n.
"ed is the standard text editor." Line taken
from original the Unix manual page on ed,
an ancient line-oriented editor that is by now used...
From the same category:
- I don't get mad --
I get odd... - Lawyers can write a 100,000 word document and call
it a brief... - Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
Sydney... - What is it that
He who buys it does not use it
He who makes it does not use it
He who uses it,
does not see or feel it? [A... - How many
government officials
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One Republican, ten Democrats, and the Supreme Court...
