Two drunks sitting at the bar. One drunk says, "Hey, did you hear about the
new ice cubes with the hole in the middle?" The other drunk says, "Whaddya
mean hear about 'em? I married one!"
-- Hap Happy
new ice cubes with the hole in the middle?" The other drunk says, "Whaddya
mean hear about 'em? I married one!"
-- Hap Happy
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