Two businessmen were having lunch and they started talking about world
problems, high taxes, the cost of living, their families.
And one of them says very proudly, "I have six boys."
So the other guy says, "That's a nice family. I wish to heaven I had six
children."
And the proud father says with a touch of sympathy in his voice, "Don't you
have any children?"
And the other guy says, "Yeah. Ten!"
-- Soupy Sales
problems, high taxes, the cost of living, their families.
And one of them says very proudly, "I have six boys."
So the other guy says, "That's a nice family. I wish to heaven I had six
children."
And the proud father says with a touch of sympathy in his voice, "Don't you
have any children?"
And the other guy says, "Yeah. Ten!"
-- Soupy Sales
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