To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled men of the
fort, it was more than that. It was a flag of surrender. And after that, it
was torn up and used for shoe-shine rags, so the men would look nice for the
surrender.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
fort, it was more than that. It was a flag of surrender. And after that, it
was torn up and used for shoe-shine rags, so the men would look nice for the
surrender.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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