To prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving cat.
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- To prevent splatter,
cover dish before microwaving hamster... - Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend,
Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish... - Cat -
Pothole... - Close cover before
striking... - Cover your stump before
you hump... - If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before
you start.
Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and... - CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock. 3.
Fur ball puker... - A robot who cleaned up a flat
Was perfectly programmed for that,
And washed every dish That a lady might wish - But... - Best you take my advice..
before the cat eats it...
