Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it
clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be
amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be
amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Related:
- I bet for an Indian, shooting a old fat pioneer woman in the back
with an arrow,
and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls... - I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes,
you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF! -- Deep Thoughts... - Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody
called the "Cricket Boy",
because I would have liked to stand up in class and... - I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you
can really see it in those genitals.
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date,
I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to... - I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,
they don't just go by size, because I bet there are... - I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they
don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff,
then when somebody comes up act like they just woke... - When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them
by the collar and yell,
"Why you stupid, stupid bastard!" Then I drive them...
