Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knees
Related:
- ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE:
The word "No"... - CONTRACEPTIVE JELLY --
antipersonnel balm... - Marge: And a bottle of aspirin.
Apu: [holding a bottle that can't hold more than 10 tablets]
The aspirin is $24.95.
Marge: $24.95?! Apu: I lowered the price because... - There's a new birth-control pill for women. You put it between your knees
and keep it there.
Bill... - Cocaine --
the thinking man's Aspirin... -
... - Little Red Riding Hood is a Russian
contraceptive... - The best contraceptive is the word no--repeated frequently.
Margaret... - And on the seventh day,
He took an aspirin...
From the same category:
- No one regards what is before his feet; we all gaze at the stars.
Quintus... - Beware the one
behind you... - One who is cowless must be his own dog.
--
Archaic Irish... - I consider your very testy and quarrelsome people in the same light
as I do a loaded gun,
which may, by accident, go off and kill one. --... - OAG: The sound a telecomputing buff makes after opening the monthly phone bill.
Moral: Ask not for whom the Bell tolls...
