This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
Related:
- In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine
times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you
are not.
Dedera's... - Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator,
nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a... - If you live in an apartment building with more than four floors,
it pays to be nice to the elevator repairman... - Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear
bomb;
use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear... - NOTICE:
-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY -
(The nearest working elevator is in the building across... - They say garbage can be made into fuel.
Why not? It's already being made into movies,
books and TV shows... - Everything comes to him who waits - and in a building with one elevator,
it will also be noticed that the thing goes up twice... - Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next
to everyone... - I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed
intravenously.
I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little...
From the same category:
- The key to Christ's success was that He always did
the Father's will... - Care to our coffin adds a nail, no doubt,
And every grin so merry draws one out.
John Wolcot (1738-1819) -- Expostulatory Odes, Ode... - What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night.
It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. ... - Cropp's Law:
The amount of work done varies inversly with the time... - So, is the glass half empty, half full,
or just twice as large as it needs to be...
