The world looks flat to me.........That's a map dude !
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- DON'T call me dude
dude... - Nobody hipped me to that, dude.
- Pee... - We've come a long way since the world
was flat... - A map of the world without Utopia is not worth glancing at."
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Oscar Wilde (1854... - Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks
on a map she can see people waving... - Give me a map and a compass,
and I'll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows... - Lenny: Wow, check out that van! It looks like it doesn't even _need_
out business.
Carl: Hey, let's go! -- Looks like your average customer... - Andrew Jackson was the only U.S.
President to believe that the world is flat... - Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude.
[to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike,
man! Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing...
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- The problem with the way many people live their lives is that they spend
most of their time providing for their old age,
to the point where they do not live long enough to... - To see is often to understand.
This may be true in science as in ordinary life... - Politicians are ambidextrous
pickpockets... - People tell you to give them your two cents worth, then they say they want a
penny for your thoughts.
Somewhere someone's making a penny. -- Steven... - How many
feminists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seventy. One to change it while the others make a 69...
