The trouble with computers is
that they do what you tell them, not what you want.
-- D. Cohen
that they do what you tell them, not what you want.
-- D. Cohen
Related:
- The trouble with computers is that they do
what you tell them,
not what you want. -- D.... - Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally;
the trick is in getting them to do what you want... - Greer's Third Law: A computer program does what you tell it to
do,
not what you want it to do... - A computer program does what you tell it to do,
not what you want it to do... - Never tell them what you wouldn't do.
--
Adam Clayton... - WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?
?!?!?... - What do you want for
nothing... - A man asked a private detective to follow his wife.
After several days, the private detective came back... - It's not what you tell people,
it's what you show them...
From the same category:
- Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
Johnny... - He's dead, Jim! Grab his tricorder.
I'll get his wallet... - If it's not in the computer,
it doesn't exist... - The things we fear most in organization - fluctuations,
disturbances, imbalances - are the primary sources... - Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once.
Pick up...
