The town was so small it had only one yellow page.
-- Orson Bean
-- Orson Bean
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- My hometown was so small the local Howard Johnson had only one flavor.
Vaughn... - Riffle West Virginia is so small that the
Boy Scout
had to double as the town drunk... - A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always
support two... - When I was young, my family bought a color TV. Our neigbors,
who were poorer, had only a black-and-white set. They... - It was such a small town we didn't even have a village idiot.
We had to take turns. -- Billy... - Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County:
any town with thirteen churches and only four bars... - No one looks good in
yellow... - A small town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't.
Alexander... - It is November first 1940; in the famous sound stage of THE WIZARD OF OZ on
the MGM lot,
a little man is lying face-up on the yellow brick road...
From the same category:
- There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man,
with the possible exception of the sword. -- Benjamin... - Think about it. Do you want to be known as a girl who pedals it all over
town?
Of course not. There is a tremendous current revival... - Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see.
Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for... - A Robyn,
Jolly Robyn,
Tell me how thy leman does.
Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- A Robyn, Jolly... - An adult is a deteriorated
child...
