There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

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  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going...
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• GAT d-- -p+ c++(+++) l-
  u+(++) e++(*) m+ s-/+ n+ h f* g+ w+ t+ r+ ...
• He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O,
  H-to-O...
• T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+-
  G-A+U-G-E-...