The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
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- The other night I was having sex,
but the girl hung up on me... - I was talking during sex and my girlfriend
hung up... - Dial-a-Prayer hung up on me.
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Jackie... - Girls now say what they think. I was with one the other night.
Two in the morning she told me to go to a sex clinic... - Nymphomaniac:
A girl that can only count up to sex..... - Nerds having sex: "Oooh!
Interface me... - I've been having trouble waking up. I actually dozed off at a red light.
It was so embarrassing. There I was, out cold, other... - I spent last night in the arms of a girl in
Louisiana... - I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl
last night,
took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of...
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- You have diabetes,
the doctor said sweetly... - desk check: n.,v. To {grovel} over hardcopy of source code,
mentally simulating the control flow; a method of catching... - My legs! Arghhh! My fucking legs!!!!!
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The second person to ever attempt Bungee... - A man is rich in proportion to the number of things
he can afford to leave alone.
Henry David... - Every day it's the same thing -- variety.
I want something different...
