The other lines move faster.
-- Ettore's Observation
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.
-- O'Brien's Variation on Ettore's Observation
Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.
-- Kenton's Corollary
-- Ettore's Observation
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.
-- O'Brien's Variation on Ettore's Observation
Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.
-- Kenton's Corollary
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lines,
the one you just left will start to move faster than... - If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster
than the one you are now in.
O'Brian's... - The other line moves faster. This applies to all lines-
bank, supermarket, tollbooth, customs, and so on. And... - Roberto: Geez,
I've seen lines move faster in a sperm bank... - Parallel lines never meet,
unless you bend one or both of them... - Etorre's Observation:
The other line moves faster... - Ettorre's Observation
The other line moves
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