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• Suspicions confirmed:
  Jerry Falwell did NOT send a valentine card to Jim...
• Republican Christmas Card:
  "Season's Greedings...
• All I want for Christmas is a dead
  Jim Kirk...
• Jimmy Swaggart is a buy
  sexual...
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree?
  Cos Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and...
• As pure as Jim Bakker
  himself...
• What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas? A Dan Quayle watch.
  heard from a Mike Dukakis field...
• If Jimmy Swaggart did the things the latest Penthouse says he did,
  the man should be locked up as a real menace to society...
• Merry Christmas to all from the
  feline...