The moral is: Never try to teach your parents anything.
Related:
- Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time and annoys the pig... - Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys
the pig.
Anon... - 1) Never try anything with tomatoes in it.
2) Never try anything bigger than your head.
3) Never, NEVER try anything that looks like vomit... - Never try to guess your wife's size.
Just buy her anything marked `petite' and hold on to... - The moral of the story is:
Kill the parents kill the children... - You shouldn't try to teach a pig to sing.
You waste your time and it annoys the pig... - Never try to adjust your clothing in a crowded
elevator... - Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the
carpet...
From the same category:
- Do not use extension cords except for temporary (less
than one day) use... - Technology... the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have
to experience it.
- Max... - That must be wonderful!
I don't understand it at all... - Her memory is truly random
access... - For warm boot,
put computer in microwave for 20 minutes...
