The last good thing I saw on tv was the off switch.
-- J. Craig Brunson (craig@ukpr.uky.edu)
-- J. Craig Brunson (craig@ukpr.uky.edu)
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switch... - Many daters just eat pork chops and French fries and talk about love.
What do most people do on a date?? -- Craig, AGE... - there are about 5,000 people who are part of that commitee.
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I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped...
From the same category:
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few things that lifts human life a little above the level of
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Steven... - I act like a fool on purpose.
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to be unimportant... - Mason-Dixon:
Line that separates y'all from youse-guys... - Worship God. Love People. Use Things.
Don't Mix Them Up...
