The Japanese have recently improved upon bungee jumping.

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• Freefall Sex:
  Bungee jumping is just foreplay...
• Hanging -
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• Hoooooooollllllllyyyyyyyyyy Shhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt !
  " -- The first person to ever atempt Bungee...
• My legs! Arghhh! My fucking legs!!!!! --
  The second person to ever attempt Bungee...
• Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping,
  they hit the ground...
• When I was called upon to be Prime Minister, now nearly two years ago,
  there were not many applicants for the job. Since then...
• I have bungee fever and there's only one cure...
  BOING......