The Japanese call us lazy, but at least we cook our fish!
Related:
- This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping
with drunken Japanese businessmen.
Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish,... - Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One... - Heaven is: an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook,
and a Japanese wife. Hell is: a Chinese salary... - We are in business to make money.
Our problem is that the Japanese make money to be in... - Lisa: You know, Maggie hasn't been a Simpson as long as us.
I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad... - We make our own fortunes and call them
our fate... - How it is that our memory is able to retain the least triviality
that happens to us,
and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have... - Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality
that happens to us,
and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have... - The more we disagree,
the more chance there is that at least one of us is...
