The ideal situation is to have real computing power close at hand -
right at home. Something that dims streetlights and shrinks the
picture on the neighbors TV when you crank it up.
right at home. Something that dims streetlights and shrinks the
picture on the neighbors TV when you crank it up.
Related:
- UPF - Unidentified Program Fuck-up (computing term,
when you know there's something wrong, but... - Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep
her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more... - Peg: " What's up with men who have to look at other women
when they have us at home?"
Al:
" Well, sometimes when you drive a Dodge you want to... - Life's real failure is when you do not realize how
close you were to success when you gave up... - computron /kom'pyoo-tron`/
n. 1. [common] A notional
unit of computing power combining instruction speed and storage
capacity,
dimensioned roughly in instructions-per-second times... - Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV]
Lisa:
Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - A husband and wife should never go to bed mad when they still have the
stamina to stay up and fight.
Why deprive the neighbors of something far more interesting... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and...
From the same category:
- A well known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public
lecture on astronomy.
He described how the earth orbits around the sun and... - His designs were strictly honourable, as the phrase is:
that is, to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage... - He went away with a flea in 's ear.
-- John Fletcher (1576-1625)
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Love's Cure, Act iii, Sc.... - Keep grandma off the streets --
legalize bingo... - Do something unusual today.
Pay a bill...
